In a bit, shit.
Omg, your hair is amazing, it totally draws the attention away from your crooked nose. Good for you!
Don't worry you'll find a boyfriend soon, no one can be alone forever.
Do you really think drinking that much will make you appealing to men? You look like a whore. Now I've upset you I'm totally going to make out with the guy who's been checking you out all night.
There are so many magazine articles about ways to 'handle your frenemy' which go on about the best tactics to deal with them, how if you have 'friendship counselling' that bitch will end up being your bestie, how to be the bigger person etc.
But for fucks sake cut them out. These people are not your friends, they don't make you feel good about yourself, their sly little comments don't inspire you to do better, they inspire you do down a bottle of vodka.
There's a big difference between your real friends offering a bit of tough love because you keep messing up and they want to help you, and your frenemy actively gloating when things go wrong for you.
Now, you can do what the touchly feely magazines tell you to do and have a heart to heart and try to figure out why s/he's feeling this way and explain how much it hurts you. Or - if you're not a hippy and you have a back bone - tell them they're being a cunt and cut them out.
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